Lots to say

So I have actually had a few events worth writing about for once.

Ok so 2 days ago, I got home from class about 10pm, as per usual. I decide I am going to boil some eggs because I want some tuna salad for lunch tomorrow. So I get that all set up, I sit down to watch some TV. A freakin funny Aquateen episode was on. You know, the one where Meatwad and Shake get swallowed by the pet snake, and when Frylock tries to kill the snake, it kills his two friends and they haunt him. Hilarious. Capped the night off with some Andy Milinakis. I love that kid. He reminds me so much of Jeff. I should call Jeff, I haven't talked to him in a while. So I go to bed, next morning, I jerk awake at 7:30am. I forgot the f-ing eggs.
I run to the kitchen, thanking God I did not burn the apartment down. The pot is empty. All the water evaporated. One of the eggs exploded everywhere, and the other kind of imploded on itself and was covered with brown spots. It looked like a terribly failed science experiment, or the aftermath of a bomb. It stunk really bad like boiled eggs too. Luckily...Ryan never found out, and he will NEVER find out-Katrina and April! Not a good idea to cook when you are tired. Or really be around any constant heat sources...

So that was the egg situation. As some of you know my car has been being a little shitty to me lately. I tried to start it up yesterday when I was leaving work and it wouldn't start. I got a jump from a friend, and it started up fine. I couldn't miss class because my teacher said if we were going to miss we might as well drop the class. So I get a ride with Trey blah blah, and this morning it starts up fine surprisingly, so i go to buy a new battery. Wal-Mart AND pep boys do not carry batteries that will fit in my car...so I go to Goodyear. I f-ing hate good year, I feel they try to screw me over constantly b/c I am a girl, and a college student. Bitches. So the guy tries to tell me I should get the electric system checked for like 20 bucks. So I am like whatever, and then he says a battery will be $104 plus tax. For a battery. For an f-ing car battery?!?!?!?! So I am pissed. Turns out there is nothing wrong with my car. So I am out 25 bucks, but have gained peace of mind. So thats fine. I am only half an hour late to work.

Back to last night. After class it was Lou's time. Miller light girls were there, and they put this miller light cardboard advertisement thingy on our table. Anne starts ripping it apart making table art. She folds this one paper piece into a heart shape and gives it to Trey. Jokingly he puts the heart in his mouth and takes a sip of his long island. This is hilarious to me because I was on L.I.I.T.#2, and hadn't eaten since lunch. I bet him a dollar to eat it for real. He hustled me up to 2 dollars. I agree. He eats the damn heart! I never expected him to do it. It was so flippin funny I almost died. I am laughing out loud right now just thinking about it...

Wow, I got a decent sized post this time.

Paper is said to be a good source of fiber...but not imploded eggs. Neither are said to be edible.
Natalie